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I need help!

topic posted Thu, September 2, 2004 - 3:15 PM by  P.O.D.
Hey! I'm not really a grey cat, but I do have some grey fur on my tail. Anyway, I have a problem. My two roommates Elvis and Conan are always beating up on me. They belong to that Orange cat wrasslin tribe. I need some wrasslin tips from all you greys - I'm tired of being the lowest man on the totem pole! Any advice would be welcome. - P.O.D.
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  • Prud...
    Prudence
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    Re: I need help!

    Fri, September 3, 2004 - 9:14 AM
    Have you tried giving them a good wappity wap wap?
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    • Re: I need help!

      Fri, September 3, 2004 - 11:29 AM
      Stone-Cold Mandible Plunge!

      Zat eez wot wot yoo knead tou doo. Axt all crazy, zat eez immportunt. Zen git upp onn sumsting high upps, und dive onn zay noses, jist drop right on zem while scrreeechings. Zay weel stinx yoo eez crazy und stay avay.
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  • Gurly
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    Re: I need help!

    Sat, September 4, 2004 - 8:14 AM
    It's really all about heart, or rather the appearance that you are a bad ass. meditate on pain and death. they are not going to kill you and any pain is temporary. now be fearless and act like you OWN the place. The actual moves will come to you as you progress.
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    • Camille
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      Re: I need help!

      Sat, September 4, 2004 - 1:24 PM
      My friend, you must leap in air,pounce and grab ther heads and kick, kick, kick,... that works here... then run!!!!!
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      • Gurly
        Gurly
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        Re: I need help!

        Sat, September 4, 2004 - 6:24 PM
        or you could do that. works for me.
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        • Clyde
          Clyde
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          Re: I need help!

          Sat, September 4, 2004 - 9:28 PM
          I cant help ya, bro. Im a big pussy.
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          • dmitri
            dmitri
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            Re: I need help!

            Tue, September 14, 2004 - 3:17 PM
            let em lick your act all cute and stuff then baw bam! whack em! it works for me all the time/
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              Re: I need help!

              Wed, September 22, 2004 - 9:12 AM
              I know this is late, but... I sniff Peeps' butt or I try to groom her. It lures her into my web. She thinks I'm being all snuggly ('cos sometimes I am--I do love her, but, you know, wrassling and fighting is very cool). She's now disarmed and it's time for.... BUNNY KICK or the famous NECK BITE.

              Try it dear Prince. It is so much fun.
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              • Gurly
                Gurly
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                Re: I need help!

                Wed, September 22, 2004 - 7:30 PM
                I hide where they can't see me and run out and jump on them!!! sometimes I have to abort the mission becuase they see me and don't seem to be in a very playful mood though. :(
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