I'm having a great morning here. I got an email from Prudence, a can of turkey Wellness and the sun is shining.
So, I decided to use my high spirits to be a bad boy. I attacked our litterboxes and I nearly knocked them both over! Woooo! Mum has to go and straighten one which is now hanging at an angle... She's pleased they have lids. I'm pleased I found a new naughty thing to do!
So, I decided to use my high spirits to be a bad boy. I attacked our litterboxes and I nearly knocked them both over! Woooo! Mum has to go and straighten one which is now hanging at an angle... She's pleased they have lids. I'm pleased I found a new naughty thing to do!
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Tue, September 14, 2004 - 3:11 PMyeah way to go... we just move so my new thing is sitiing on the stove we have one of those smooth ones it gets my dads all mad and stuff. -
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Tue, September 14, 2004 - 5:31 PMhow do you know when you jump up that it won't be hot up there? really. how do you know?
I puked on her bed tonight, I know - not very original, but still a powerful message. she was, like, 3 hours late getting home! -
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Wed, September 15, 2004 - 5:27 AMI hang on the screen and meow really loud until my WAB gets up and lets me in.... why don't i have my own door? -
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Wed, September 15, 2004 - 11:40 AMI pwek on the paypers that mommie studies...or eet the rocha! -
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Wed, September 22, 2004 - 9:08 AMI vomited on the bed last night. The WAB has a new job and she's at work too much. Last night, she came home (at 9 p.m.--the nerve!) and when she went to bed, she was really tired. She lay down and it was cold and wet so she jumped up. Yes, guys, I had puked everywhere and she lay down on it! I'm very pleased--I think it was good work.
Evidently, she'd just been telling her friend how I didn't vomit as much anymore--so my timing was purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect, if I say so myself. -
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Wed, September 22, 2004 - 10:49 AMI must express admiration for my roommate Conan, even though he's orange. He jumped up on the (new, leather) couch while my WAB was sitting on it and proceeded to pee away. Apparently the litterbox wasn't to his liking! -
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Wed, September 22, 2004 - 7:25 PMleather sounds good for scratching!! how considerate of your wab! -
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Thu, September 23, 2004 - 2:10 PMLehthre is also gud fer chewing. Yum...Lehthre is gud fer us kitties ant doggies. I wish my mommie wuld bring won fer us! Oooh that wuld bee soo nise. I wuld invyte eferiwon over two my howse!
wat fun wee wul haf!
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Thu, September 23, 2004 - 2:10 PMLehthre is also gud fer chewing. Yum...Lehthre is gud fer us kitties ant doggies. I wish my mommie wuld bring won fer us! Oooh that wuld bee soo nise. I wuld invyte eferiwon over two my howse!
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Tue, September 28, 2004 - 5:12 AMum, clyde? whappidy wap!! POUNCE <<<neck bite>>>
don't talk about my gus like that.
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Tue, September 28, 2004 - 4:23 PMClyde, eye waz jus poynting owt that we awl can luv the lethre. Eye liek it two chew....I maybee nut inviete yu over wen eye get a lethre sofa...Butt sinse yu donut unterstant that nut all kan rite gut...I tink I will forgif yu.
Gurly - yu ar an amayzinge wrasler. yu ar veri fast. Impresieve.
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Wed, September 29, 2004 - 7:09 PMwhoa there, simmer down now Gurly. Im pretty sure my WAB can kick your wabs ass...
Come to think of it.... -
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Wed, September 29, 2004 - 7:34 PM
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Wed, September 29, 2004 - 6:09 PMYou know that roll of paper in the bathrrom, next to the waterbowl? Turns out it's just a long spool of soft soft soft paper. And WABs get pretty upset when I unfurl the whole thing, what fun! -
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Thu, September 30, 2004 - 9:55 AMI did that the other day too, Ali! It was fun--and it will teach the WAB to spend so long at work, whatever that is.
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Thu, September 30, 2004 - 2:52 PMSi, Ali I do the wholeroll shred when she stays away for more than one night as a welcome home present for her.
Clyde fight your own battles. I'm saying: do not talk trash about Gus, who is just a sweety. If you can't handle that, then it's you and me, outside. My wabs got no beef with your wab. Don't be a punk. -
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Thu, September 30, 2004 - 8:53 PMchewing up payper towel roles iz grate fun! I luf two wach my bruthre kill the payper towel and then I luf to chew it two peasis!
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Fri, October 1, 2004 - 9:49 PMyou know what i heard guys? the wabs work to buy us food and pay for our palaces!! my WAB helps other WABs find palaces for other cats, how cool is that shiznit?!? so sometimes even if our WAB is away, it means the bitz is making money to take care of us. if we wants extra treats we just gotta make her feel guilty when she comes home. -
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Mon, October 4, 2004 - 8:07 PMI likes my treats, so I makes sure that bitch gets up and BRINGS ME MAH MUNNY! -
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Wed, October 6, 2004 - 10:21 AMI lik her fase ant maek her hapi two get up ant haf a gud day. She iz all wayz happi two cum hoem ant sea me two! Wee all wayz haf treets in hour howse! Ant mommie growz nip for the kitties! -
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Thu, October 7, 2004 - 1:44 PMThat's very interesting, Prudence. I am going to practice my sad kitty face as I wait for the WABs to come home. I know there is nip in this drawer, and tuna pounce treats too. Maybe vomiting and scratching don't work when it comes to getting treats. -
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Thu, October 14, 2004 - 12:13 PMVomiting is good. It makes my mum angry but it makes me smile.
Prudence--you are the smartest and cutest cat in my world. -
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Sat, October 16, 2004 - 12:20 PMyou are sooooo sweet and handsome my blue boy!! -
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Wed, November 30, 2005 - 11:23 AMi pissed on the human's new jimmy choos, and i attacked the neighbour's cat. again.
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